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2年前

Female pornstar biographies.

I've no idea if they are the same for the men but jeez, they are truly cringeworthy. They read as if some horny teenager wrote them. Considering how much we watch them and they become a part of our lives in some way, wouldn't some "normal" information be better than "She has massive tits" because yes, I can see that. I'm not blind and masturbating to them right now lol.
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It's not necessarily the descriptions on them either, it's the words used. How many different times can you say that she has big tits, for example? They go through every single synonym for boobs (I've done it there, y'see?) and after a while it's just so pointless. Who actually likes the descriptions? Does anybody?
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Okay, let's think of some words for tits. Just for fun.
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So, tits obviously.
Boobs
Bangers
Hooters
Jubblies
Milkers
Knockers
Melons
Mammories
Baps
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I guarantee they have all been used in bios lol.
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*I'll stop complaining about stuff at some point, don't worry. I'll get bored of it. xD

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性别:: 男性
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感情状态:: "单身"
城市:: Plymouth
国家或地区:: "United Kingdom"
兴趣爱好:: Xbox gaming, cars, films and TV series, countryside, nature, walks, good food.
最爱的电影和电视节目:: So many but a few are: Archer, Rick & Morty, Father Ted, The Other Guys, Battlestar Galactica (2004), most action and comedy films. Not a fan of Horror though.
最爱的音乐:: Most rave orientated stuff. Happy Hardcore, Techno, Drum & Bass, Ragga Jungle, Hard Dance, etc.
会勾起我性欲的是:: Big tits, squirting, 69, foreplay, teasing, nipple play, gentle hair pulling, licking, passionate kissing, fingering, sharing cum and juices, MMF, MFF.
会浇灭我性欲的是:: Most "dirty" fetishes or anything involving pain.
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