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Alright, it's Sarah Jones...There was a time when I was scared of pornhub, and that signing up to it would mean I'd get loads of pervy boys/girls talking to me lol. But then I realised that actually, when I'm horny I am a pervy girl lol. I swear like a sailor, get over it. I could be one of the biggest sweethearts you'll ever meet. You'll either like or make fun of the way I talk. I swear, I have a slight uk slurrr, and I use funny words. But it's all Chill, you'll live. I think I'm awkward, so when people compliment me, I'm all "are you kidding me?" I'm built like Hayley from Paramore, I'm short, thin, and just like. I have hips and no boobs. It's annoying. :/ So stop asking. If you must know, I'm 5'3 and I vary from 105-110 pounds, normally. I'm Shy, Quiet, and Observant. However, I can be quite the loud one, when I'm comfortable with you. I have trust issues, so it might take me a bit to get used to you. A lot of the time I can be a pessimist, get over it. If you're nice to me, chances 'll be nice back. If not, than I'll just be a real bitch. I don't like sports, they bore the outta me, but I do like Hockeyy. :]] And I snowboard a bit, so yay. I'm from London, I love it more than anything there. I will not put extensions in my hair, and I would certainly not walk around in a tutu. I will not dress preppy and try to tell you "I'm scene" it's fucking annoying. Try being different. You won't meet a girl like me in a million years.