I'm a data analyst and a dirty anal-ist by night
In a distant, digital world, you and I long for touch. I'm just a forest nymph trapped in human form. You are the one I want to drench in passionate affection. I'll treat you like the only man alive because you are. Together, we'll stop time. The universe only contains the two of us, falling for each other indefinitely, beyond Earth's orbit.
Could I be your cup of Tea? Have a taste of me.
I'm a little cheesy (you are what you eat). I adore wine but I'm never winy (turns out you aren't what you drink.