Texas Mexican 🤠 medium ugly until she’s in my bed and then “he’s actually really cute.” Fun facts: I got with a girl and then 3 of her friends. I thought I was a player for this until I realized they actually ran a train on me, smh. How could they. Also I haven’t found a girl who gives better head than my ex from 2015. I’m honestly baffled by this. If I don’t find my throat goat by 2025, I’m sending her a trophy for longest reigning champion.