NO EXIT (A Play in One Act)
CHARACTERS IN THE PLAY : VALET GARCIN ESTELLE INEZ Huis Clos (No Exit) was presented for the first time at the Theatre du Vieux-Colombier, Paris, in May 1944. SCENE A drawing-room in Second Empire style. A massive bronze ornament stands on the mantelpiece. GARCIN [enters, accompanied by the ROOM-VALET, and glances around him]: Hm! So here we are? VALET: Yes, Mr. Garcin. GARCIN: And this is what it looks like? VALET. Yes. GARCIN: Second Empire furniture, I observe. . . Well, well, I dare say one gets used to it in time. VALET. Some do. Some don't. GARCIN Are all the other rooms like this one? VALET. How could they be? We cater for all sorts: Chinamen and Indians, for instance. What use would they have for a Second Empire chair? GARCIN: And what use do you suppose I have for one? Do you know who I was?. . . Oh, well, it's no great matter. And, to tell the truth, I had quite a habit of living among furniture that I didn't relish, and in false positions. I'd even come to like it. A false position in a LOUIS-Philippe dining-room—you know the style?—well, that had its points, you know. Bogus in bogus, so to speak. VALET: And you'll find that living in a Second Empire drawing-room has its points. GARCIN: Really? . . . Yes, yes, I dare say. . . . [He takes another look around.] Still, I certainly didn't expect—this! You know what they tell us down there? VALET: What about? GARCIN: About [makes a sweeping gesture] this—er—residence. VALET: Really, sir, how could you believe such cock-and-bull stories? Told by people who'd never set foot here. For, of course, if they had— GARCIN. Quite so. [Both laugh. Abruptly the laugh dies from GAR-CIN'S face.] But, I say, where are the instruments of torture? VALET: The what? GARCIN: The racks and red-hot pincers and all the other para-phernalia? VALET Ah, you must have your little joke, sir! GARCIN, My little joke? Oh, I see. No, I wasn't joking. [A short silence. He strolls round the room.] No mirrors, I notice. No windows. Only to be expected. And nothing breakable. [Bursts out angrily.] But, damn it all, they might have left me my toothbrush! VALET. That's good! So you haven't yet got over your—what-do-you-call-it?--sense of human dignity? Excuse me smiling. GARCIN [thumping ragefully the arm of an armchair]: I'll ask you to be more polite. I quite realize the position I'm in, but I won't tolerate . . . VALET. Sorry, sir. No offense meant. But all our guests ask me the same questions. Silly questions, if you'll pardon me say-ing so. Where's the torture-chamber? That's the first thing they ask, all of them. They don't bother their heads about the bathroom requisites, that I can assure you. But after a bit, when they've got their nerve back, they start in about their toothbrushes and what-not. Good heavens, Mr. Garcin, can't you use your brains? What, I ask you, would be the point of brushing your teeth? GARCIN [more calmly]: Yes, of course you're right. [He looks around again.] And why should one want to see oneself in a looking-glass? But that bronze contraption on the mantel-piece, that's another story. I suppose there will be times when I stare my eyes out at it. Stare my eyes out—see what I mean? . . . All right, let's put our cards on the table. I as-sure you I'm quite conscious of my position. Shall I tell you what it feels like? A man's , choking, sinking by inches, till only his eyes are just above water. And what does he see? A bronze atrocity by— what's the fellow's name?—Barbedienne. A collector's piece. As in a nightmare. That's their idea, isn't it? . . . No, I suppose you're under orders not to answer questions; and I won't insist. But don't forget, my man, I've a good notion of what's coming to me, so don't you boast you've caught me off my guard. I'm facing the situation, facing it. [He starts pacing the room again.] So that's that; no toothbrush. And no bed, either. One never , I take it? VALET: That's so. GARCIN: Just as I expected. Why should one ? A sort of drowsiness steals on you, tickles you behind the ears, and you feel your eyes closing—but why ? You lie down on the sofa and—in a flash, flies away. Miles and miles away. So you rub your eyes, get up, and it starts all over again. VALET: Romantic, that's what you are. GARCIN. Will you keep quiet, please! . . . I won't make a scene, I shan't be sorry for myself, I'll face the situation, as I said just now. Face it fairly and squarely. I won't have it spring-ing at me from behind, before I've time to size it up. And you call that being "romantic"! . . . So it comes to this; one doesn't need rest. Why bother about if one isn't ? That stands to reason, doesn't it? Wait a minute, there's a snag somewhere; something disagreeable. Why, now, should it be disagreeable?. . . Ah, I see; it's life with-out a break.